A New Winter Sport

Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm sock. You want to be sure you stay warm and hot. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy hydrochloric acid. Now you are ready to go snow hitting!
Some people say only experts should go snow hitting, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr.Garrioch will be offering special snow hitting classes after school at GLPS, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow hitting is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and hats. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, shine out below!” Then step onto a(n) fire extinguisher, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow hitting is fun, healthy, and fast. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) teacher on your head or play a(n) violin as you sail by.