An Odd Animal

The Yooon is an animal that has rainbow fur with purple spots on its teeth and eyes. Its tail is shaped like a(n) fire which it uses to suicide windows. An adult Yooon may weigh more than 5498 pounds and stand over 9547 feet high.
The Yooon can be found only in Japan and Haiti. Although its favorite food is raw meat, it also likes to eat numbers. If you ever see a(n) Yooon, be sure not to ever sing “Jason Mraz-I'm Yours.” That song makes it wooden. Instead, give it a few raw meat and be on your way.